Life's too short to even care at all.

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via xxmahoxx)

When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she no longer cares.

—KushandWizdom (via dirtyberd)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via sirenum-cantus)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

I’ve been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via teenytigress)

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

i-doll:

2106; day six vi | banff → jasper; via icefields parkway + peyto lake (the wolf head)

(via anditslove)

We look up at the same stars, and see such different things.

—George R. R. Martin (via wank-r)

(Source: seabois, via xxmahoxx)